which means i am a half of a half of a small percent sand grain mongolian. which means i am exotic and can rub it in the face of all those irish german english kids from those lame countries where everyone is from.
i guess im just feeling inadequate right now.
but seriously, isn't that cool? i think when i move away from the nest i will save money and fly to mongolia where i shall hunt for the kin of my great great great etc grandmother's rapist. he is my brother, after all. or half brother. well, we are related in someway. I've always wanted a brother to talk to and when we grow up be like YO DIS IS MAH BRUTHAH and slap him on the back and then we'd go grill steak out back.
maybe my brother is vladimir putin. hes mongolian right.
