i am feeling confused

not sexually confused or anything. i don't know what you would call it though. i guess i am confused about what is happening in the internet world.

i just read about 4chan because i wanted to learn more about it via wikipedia. i saw that moot was named Time's Most Influential Person and everyone is like nu uh. i don't really care, but i feel kind of protective now, like even if hackers fixed the voting, maybe obama should get his own hacking team. jeez, everyone needs to shut up and use their resources. obama has the race card, moot has millions of people who are good at computers.

anyway, all this stuff is happening. all these memes and shit and im just a sitting duck, mainly because i don't feel like "perusing the internet" in search of things i can turn into catchphrases etc. there are so many, so everything just gets sucked up into this vortex of nothingness and everything keeps moving forward, never stoppping. c-o-m-c-a-s-t

hate media, hate the present, hate the future, hate life

charles off.

p.s. i am writing an essay about why it is important to teach children about the halacast and i can honestly not come up with anything because it really hasn't done any good, or bad.

what is a camcorder used for?

today i browsed youtube. for those of you who do not know what this site is, let me explain. it is where people can upload any shit they film (except for blatant porn) or any shit they have acquired (except for blatant porn and copyrighted shit) and then people can go on this site and watch these videos. i hear it is very popular. a lot of kids are on it nowadays, similar to lsd in the '60s, but i don't think it is the next myspace. im sure there are a few child predators on there,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n77auNQDiPk

...but for the most part, it is full of people who want to increase their internet popularity & such.

but the problem is, people aren't being creative enough. there are a lot of people playing guitars and crooning along to well-known songs, and then there are the music videos, and the pet videos, and the poorly-filmed videos of kids doing stupid stuff. etc etc etc

these things are entertaining, PERHAPS, but they are not original or creative. i am tired of stupidity, folks.

speaking of folks, folks is not pronounced like yolk with a f on the beginning. that really pisses me off when people pronounce things wrong, or different than I do. If they are from a different country, I will make an exception, but if they live in the tri-state area and they're saying shit wrong, I get angry.

speaking of child predators, if you remember Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you should remember Mr. Rooney, who was the principal. anyway, he's a sex offender now. he supposedly touched this kid's "genitals" etc and took pictures of him. i always thought that guy was creepy. sucks to be old and creepy, man.







have a good evening, etc.

if you are ugly it is ok (this is only for males)

everyone appreciates a nice, balanced-featured face. take Zac Efron. his face is nothing special- everything is exactly where it should be and nothing is too long or too stubby. and he's a fun-loving guy. he even takes joys out of the simpler things in life like changing clothes.













most of the time, the gene mash-up doesn't create such balanced features, which is why most people do not require a pretty face for acceptance or choosing partners FOR LIFE. to all the "ugly " people out there, you can still be successful and cool. take for example this man, who has appeared in a few Wes Anderson films.


photo from thesartorialist.com


this man could be a terrorist, but thanks to his supportive parents, he expresses his anger in an acceptable and cool way. he played some tight-ass train conductor in Darjeeling Limited, and he was in that creditcard advertisement with Wes Anderson that played in movie theaters for awhile and he was in The Life Aquatic and got to wear a cool jumpsuit thing. Look at him now. he could have drove a plane into the world trade center, but he didn't. and that's what's important in life.

the moral: if you are weird looking, you will get the attention of Wes Anderson and he will put you in his film.

someone who has really "worked" their looks is adrian brody. he always ends up playing jews because he is a jew, which is a really great thing because they keep making holocaust movies. he's never out of work. he "works" his look by staying cool and always looking towards the camera face-on. even if he is sideways, no one cares, because he is awesome.



soon, all the cool kids will want a nose like his.



if you are ugly or interesting looking, you might want to be in a band. this instantly makes you quirky, like you don't care how you look. ultimately, your looks will set you apart from the others, and you will end up having a successful solo career.

which one is the one who is weird looking and had the great career?


even if you are the fat balding guy, you can still be successful.



conclusion: if you are ugly, fat, or "interesting" looking, you can still succeed, but you need to be an interesting person or have instrument playing skills.

fin.

they say asians can't grow adequate facial hair

picture from facehunter

i do not have the honor of being of asian descent, but if i was, i would grow a beard to spite everyone who says that asians cannot grow adequate facial hair. just look at this guy. he could mop a medium-to-small sized room with that beauty. he can even get some extra bottom action because it's not actually a goatee- it is a goatee with some beard on the bottom of his jaw. that'll really get in those cracks and crannies.

he is looking off into the future, but what does he see? hours of researching beard formations and patterns?

sideburns?












muttonchops?




















the possibilities are somewhat endless, although there is a feasible, if far away, end.
(please feel free to click the pic to enlarge)



















there are many possibilities for this somewhat young asian fellow. i wish him the best in all his beard growing endeavors.

do you have a beard? do you think having a beard makes you more distinguished? do people pay attention to men with beards? do they pay more attention to women with beards? are we sexist when it comes to beards and women?