if you are ugly it is ok (this is only for males)

everyone appreciates a nice, balanced-featured face. take Zac Efron. his face is nothing special- everything is exactly where it should be and nothing is too long or too stubby. and he's a fun-loving guy. he even takes joys out of the simpler things in life like changing clothes.













most of the time, the gene mash-up doesn't create such balanced features, which is why most people do not require a pretty face for acceptance or choosing partners FOR LIFE. to all the "ugly " people out there, you can still be successful and cool. take for example this man, who has appeared in a few Wes Anderson films.


photo from thesartorialist.com


this man could be a terrorist, but thanks to his supportive parents, he expresses his anger in an acceptable and cool way. he played some tight-ass train conductor in Darjeeling Limited, and he was in that creditcard advertisement with Wes Anderson that played in movie theaters for awhile and he was in The Life Aquatic and got to wear a cool jumpsuit thing. Look at him now. he could have drove a plane into the world trade center, but he didn't. and that's what's important in life.

the moral: if you are weird looking, you will get the attention of Wes Anderson and he will put you in his film.

someone who has really "worked" their looks is adrian brody. he always ends up playing jews because he is a jew, which is a really great thing because they keep making holocaust movies. he's never out of work. he "works" his look by staying cool and always looking towards the camera face-on. even if he is sideways, no one cares, because he is awesome.



soon, all the cool kids will want a nose like his.



if you are ugly or interesting looking, you might want to be in a band. this instantly makes you quirky, like you don't care how you look. ultimately, your looks will set you apart from the others, and you will end up having a successful solo career.

which one is the one who is weird looking and had the great career?


even if you are the fat balding guy, you can still be successful.



conclusion: if you are ugly, fat, or "interesting" looking, you can still succeed, but you need to be an interesting person or have instrument playing skills.

fin.